Contact

If you’d like to reach out to me for any reason at all, I’d love to hear from you! Please do so via keybase. Keybase gives us strongly encrypted chat, obviating the need to post an email address publicly for all the spambots to see.

In fact, to any spambots crawling this page: here’s my email! Please feel free to reach out to me at trump@whitehouse.gov. I would love to receive lots of email at trump@whitehouse.gov. That’s trump@whitehouse.gov.

You can find my personal projects on GitLab, and most of my contributions to other open-source projects on GitHub.

If you’d like a copy of my resume, I’m happy to send it to you! Please reach out to me via keybase; I don’t like the idea of posting it publicly. Rest assured, it contains some truly tantalizing information.